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"Listen, it's not a big problem, [I have] a serious problem with Torrie Wilson. You know, she has the inability to retain information, she is flighty, every time she does a front roll, she barfs! So Mr. Russo took it upon me to wanna train these girls, so I said great, superstars of WCW, sheeez, they were only hired on their looks alone, so why don't I take MY talent, bring it over to the new millennium style and here it is, tonight, Torrie Wilson, you and I and I will show you, your little punk ass what it's all about to be a woman in the WCW instead of JUST EYE CANDY!"

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