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"First of all, allow me to congratulate you on once again becoming World Wrestling Federation champion. Furthermore, allow me to wish you good luck in the new Rock Era. Why would a man like me say something like that? I'll tell you. [ass hole] That's not the reason. That's not the reason at all. Because last night, at the King of the Ring, as I lay on my back in the middle of the ring, looking up at the lights in the Fleet Center - the pain and discomfort of the Rock Bottom finally relinquishing its grip on me - it was there last night that I had an epiphany - it was there last night in that flash of clarity. I knew then - I knew all about the questions - questions about my wife (Linda) - why? And that - in that one moment - why would my wife - why would my wife had been so kind to so many of my adversaries? Why would my wife make business decisions that she knew I wouldn't like? Why would my wife have the temerity to stand up face-to-face to me, risking the wrath of my retribution? Why? Why Linda why? And then it dawned on me in that moment - there could only be one reason why she would do all those things and say all those things, and it's simply because... she loves me."
Vince McMahon

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